What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

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What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

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What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House?

A pineapples pricks are on the outside.

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D