What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

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What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

What do you call Apple's next beauty product?

The iLiner.

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What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.

What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!