What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

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Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

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What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

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What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House?

A pineapples pricks are on the outside.

What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!