What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

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What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

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What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House?

A pineapples pricks are on the outside.

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D