What do people store their fondest memories in?

A nostaljar.

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What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

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What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.