Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

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Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

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Why did the Lebo die?

Cause he was fullllly sik m8.

What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

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What do you call an explosion in a Frencg kitchen?

Linoleum Blown-apart.

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)