Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

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How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

How did the homeless handicap child die?

Alone

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Where does Amy go after the explosion?

Where does Amy go after the explosion? EVERYWHERE!!!

What do you call an explosion in a Frencg kitchen?

Linoleum Blown-apart.