Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

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What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

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What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.