All that was left was de brie.
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
The teacher marked him absent.
3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.
He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.
Melon D'OH
You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.
Everywhere..
Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)
There was nothing left but de Brie.