Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

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What repulsive awful thing can be found in a black persons clothes?

The black person.

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

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How do you know if an introvert likes you?

He looks at your shoes instead of his

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

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What is a Detective's favourite pastry?

The Tooth Hurts Donut!

What do you call your friend thats a detective?

Your Sherlock Homie

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Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

What discovery was the garden's mathematician excited about?

AVOCADO'S NUMBER!