Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

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Where do detectives go to have a drink?

The Search Bar.

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.