What is the difference between Coors Light and a lake?

The can

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What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena