What is the difference between Coors Light and a lake?

The can

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What's the difference between a midget and black people?

A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.

What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.