What is the difference between Coors Light and a lake?

The can

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What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.