What's a cats most common written thought?

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What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

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How did I get the balls to write such a grotesque joke?

Gruesome.

Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written : Open here.