What's a cats most common written thought?

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

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Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it " .... Keep moving.