How did I get the balls to write such a grotesque joke?

Gruesome.

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Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins