How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

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Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

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How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !

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Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.