How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

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How can you tell someone's an atheist?

You can't. They'll always tell you first.

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)