How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

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How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry , they'll tell you

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What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

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Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.