How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

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What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

How do you tell jokes?

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Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

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What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.