How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry , they'll tell you

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How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb in Texas?

They can't. There's a wall.

What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

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What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships ?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.