How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry , they'll tell you

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What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

How do you make an idiot easily wait ?

I tell you tomorrow.

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Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

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How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.