How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry , they'll tell you

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How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

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Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

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What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did