How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry , they'll tell you

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?

It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

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What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.