What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

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Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry , they'll tell you

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

What do you call a Korean with a dog?

vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.

What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas?

A leaf blower

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret