I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"
It was rated out of five.
One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold.
A leaf blower
Poor hunters
They ordered pepperoni but they got plane
Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.
Because, corn has ears!
They're huge blubbermouths.
