What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

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Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

What do you get when you order a JFK?

An americano with an extra shot

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.