Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

What gets bigger every time I see my wife?

My wife.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How did Warren Buffets company survive the economic meltdown?

It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!