Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's the difference between a lesbian and a straight girl?

Four drinks.

Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Where does Max Planck go for a night out?

To the h-bar

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry , they'll tell you

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.