Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

Why do Catholics drink?

because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.