Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is the punishment for bigamy?

Two wives.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?

Don't worry, someone will tell you.