What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

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What do you call an unfriendly American from the 60's?

An anti-socialist

Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

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What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

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Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.