What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

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Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

What are they called in America?

Americans.

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.