What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

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What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it"

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What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

How do Japanese Chihuahuas say 'Hello'?

Konichihuahua