What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

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What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

What did the American Chef say to the Asian Chef?

Take a wok.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.

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What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.

What do you get if you take the red circle off a Japanese flag?

The French flag.