Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

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Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

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Drop the base.

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You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

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The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

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Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

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Urine trouble.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream cone?

Because she got hit by a bus