Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Ice Cream Cone Jokes More Ice Cream Cone Jokes

Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long