Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

How do you get a Charizard on a bus?

You pokemon!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

Ice Cream Cone Jokes More Ice Cream Cone Jokes

Why did Sally drop her ice-cream cone?

She got hit by a bus.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus