What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

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Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

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What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

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What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.