What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

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Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

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What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up "