What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

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What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy

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What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.