What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

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How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

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What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

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What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind