What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

He drove people bananas!

Rifle Jokes More Rifle Jokes

What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.

What did one rifle say to the other?

Me llamo es 762

Shotgun Jokes More Shotgun Jokes

What sound does a shotgun make?

Cobain Cobain

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.