What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

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What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

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What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.

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What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe