Rifle Jokes

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

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What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.

What did one rifle say to the other?

Me llamo es 762

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Shotgun Jokes More Shotgun Jokes

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

Scottsman Jokes More Scottsman Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What do you call a Scottsman with a sniper rifle?

Fiction.

Trifle Jokes More Trifle Jokes

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

French Jokes More French Jokes

What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What is her Majesty the Queen's console of choice?

The Royal Wii.

What is the media of choice for the mallard?

lololololololol-- --lololololol

Fiction Jokes More Fiction Jokes

Where do you find the Bible in a library?

Fiction".

Whats the most common work of fiction?

The average persons resume