Rifle Jokes

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

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What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.

What did one rifle say to the other?

Me llamo es 762

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What did the french baker ghost said?

BOO! Langerieeee!

What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

Salt Rifle Jokes More Salt Rifle Jokes

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

What is a chefs weapon of choice?

A salt rifle

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

Shotgun Jokes More Shotgun Jokes

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

What sound does a shotgun make?

Cobain Cobain

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What are my choices?

he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

What is the Dothraki font of choice?

Kaleebri