Rifle Jokes

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

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What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

What is a rifle with three barrels?

A trifle.

What did one rifle say to the other?

Me llamo es 762

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How did cancer order it's fries?

Metastasized.

What do you call a Mexican after he gets electrocuted?

Re-fried beans!

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You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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He drops the base when doing logs.

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What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

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What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

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Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

How do you advertise a motor home?

A trailer

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What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

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How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.