What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

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What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

Industrial Metal

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

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How many seasons are there in a dogs life ?

Just one the moulting season !

What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.

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What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

What is a chefs weapon of choice?

A salt rifle