What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

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What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

A: Canuck-chucks.

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What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season

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What is a chefs weapon of choice?

A salt rifle

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.