What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

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What is a math teacher's favorite kind of toilet paper?

The kind that has multi ply's.

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

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What weapon does a thin pirate use?

A skinnytar.

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

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What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

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What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.