What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

A: Canuck-chucks.

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Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

How is a marriage like a hot bath?

A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

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What is a Canadian's favorite board game?

Sorry!

How did the Canadian win the hockey game?

He took stEHreroids

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What weapon does a thin pirate use?

A skinnytar.

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais