What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

A: Canuck-chucks.

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Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

What Counting system does Valve use?

Trinary

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What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

How many days are there in Canadian February?

About Twenty, eh.

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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists