What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

A: Canuck-chucks.

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What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

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How do Canadians say Milky Way?

Milky Eh.... Get it?

Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A?

AA, Eh

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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.