What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

A: Canuck-chucks.

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What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

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What did the Canadian Reddit user say?

Ehhhhh lmao

What is a Canadian vampire's favourite drink?

Type Eh.

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What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"