Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

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What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

What did the boy gun say to the girl gun?

Wanna bang

Why do you call these girls broads?

Cause I don't wanna be specific

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

Complete Stranger Jokes More Complete Stranger Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

Peek Jokes More Peek Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!