Complete Stranger Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

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How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

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Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

Peek Jokes More Peek Jokes

Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

What pokemon spys on you while he has a cold?

Peek achoo!

Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start an insect race ?

One two flea - go

What, me? Lazy?

Don't get me started.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

What do you call a window that can rap?

Two Panes

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field