Complete Stranger Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

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How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How can you make a small fortune?

start with a big one

What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar?

an outlier downvote brigade can start now

Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

Peek Jokes More Peek Jokes

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.