Complete Stranger Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

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How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

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Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?

There's whiteout on the screen.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

Peek Jokes More Peek Jokes

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Where do Peek-a-boo patients go?

The ICU.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?

Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna ride bikes?