How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

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How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

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What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl?

Shake that blasphemy

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

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What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

What's blue and doesn't fit?

A dead epileptic

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Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

What did the hat say to the necktie?

A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!

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What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats