Tell them to take off their hats
A. The remote control slips from his hand.
Shoot for the Tsars.
Shake that blasphemy
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
Honshu!
A dead epileptic
In the croakroom !
A: You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!
A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.