How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

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Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

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How do Protestants like their orange juice?

without Pope

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

Answer: The Pope!

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What fruit fits best in your palm?

a palm-agranate!

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

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What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

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How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.