How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

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What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

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How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions?

They're not hole-y.

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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

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What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats