How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

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How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh

What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

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What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

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What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats