How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

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How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

What kind of jokes does a mute clown tell?

Dumb ones!

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What happens when the Pope dies?

another one popes up.

What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl?

Shake that blasphemy

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What's blue and doesn't fit?

A dead epileptic

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

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Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

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What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats