How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

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Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

What does the Sargeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get?

in formation

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What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!

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How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

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What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

What did the bra say to the hat?

What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

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What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats