What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

Answer: The Pope!

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What do you call an amputee that can't answer riddles?

Stumped

What is blonde and brown blonde and brown blonde and brown?

Answer. Madonna doing cartwheels.

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What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

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What Did Chris Christie Give Up For Lent?

The US Presidential Campaign!

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

Answer: The Pope!

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What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

Answer: The Pope!

How does the Catholic Church make their holy water?

They boil the hell out of it.