What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

Answer: The Pope!

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How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?

She answered the iron.

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

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What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

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What Did Chris Christie Give Up For Lent?

The US Presidential Campaign!

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

Answer: The Pope!

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What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

Answer: The Pope!

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.