Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu
Not funny. Except in that you know, "heh, meta" kinda way. Heh, meta.
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face.
Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.
A: They wanna peek-a-chu.
Peek-a-chu!
Dah okey pokey mon.