Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.
Coughin'
hold a bingo !!
A dim light.
Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*
Hang at home.
Cause hes a pain in the neck.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
Only if you have four black tires and a color TV
Because it was invented by a black person!
Afroturf
A good start.