What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

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What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!