What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

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What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

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What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!