What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

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What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

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What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!