What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!

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How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

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Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!