What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?

A paredvark!

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Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

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Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

What is uglier than an aardvark?

Two aardvarks!