What sound does and alcohlic train make?

Chug chug chug chug chug chug... I'll show myself out.

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.