What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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What did 15 of my former dogs and the intruder have in common?

They were delicious.

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

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Why does carpet never make a sound?

It's the world's quietest pervert.

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

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What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

How long does it take for a White woman to take a crap?

9 Months.

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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

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How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.