What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

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What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

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Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

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How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

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How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.