What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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What do you call a Korean with a dog?

vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

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What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.