What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

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What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

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Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.