What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What is a snowman's favorite kind of carpet?

BRRR BRRR

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

Carpet Bombing Jokes More Carpet Bombing Jokes

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.