What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

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Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

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How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.