Rug Jokes

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

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What do you call a hairpiece on an Asian guy?

an Oriental Rug.

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RICE-IS

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What did the drug dealer say to his long time girlfriend?

Marriage-u-wanna?

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

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How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

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What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humpfree! :P

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Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

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What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

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Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.