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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

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How did Jared lose 150lbs?

He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

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How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

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How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.