What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

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Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!

Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!