What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

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What do you call someone with March Madness who doesn't even like basketball?

A hypochondriac

How do you know if an introvert likes you?

He looks at your shoes instead of his

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Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

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How does a woman fix a ceiling problem?

She complains to a man.

How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

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How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!