How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

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What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What do u call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies

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Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

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Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.