How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

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Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said : "Nah amine"

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

Tape Lean Jokes More Tape Lean Jokes

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.