How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

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Why is there cotton in pill bottles?

To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

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What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

What do u call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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What is mother-approved and child-tested?

Coat-Hanger Abortions

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

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How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.