What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

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What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!

What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He .

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How many rationalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Probably one but you can't generalise.

How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

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What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done