What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

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What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

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How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.

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What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum?

The position of the dirt bag.

What position makes the ugliest children?

Ask your parents

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What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?

A good start.

What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U" :