What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.

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Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.

What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?

She got a Zebra.