What do romantic fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening !

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

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What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even..."