A good start.
Oil
because it's their sen-pais
It was having a mid-life crisis.
Seconds? They barely get firsts!
A pilot, you racist.
Aren't they themselves a carry-on?
They said "We can do it without u, Britain."
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.