Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

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How do you get out of a Russian prison?

You have Vladmir Putin a word for you.

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

How do you spell badly?

With a broken magic wand.

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Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

What will the presidential candidate for the next election choose as his/her campaign motto?

Make America good again."

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What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.