Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

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What word is always spelled wrong?

Wrong

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

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Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

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What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

Whats the Slogan for every I.T. Department in America?

Mmmm. Move Over."

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What's the difference between U and I?

J

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

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What do you call the Dollar Tree stores in Britain?

Pound Town

What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.