Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

What is another word for Pokemon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

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How do you spell "SHOP"?

Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it Me: "Shop" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light

How do you spell 'way' with an 'f'?

There's no 'f' in way

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What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

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What do you call the Dollar Tree stores in Britain?

Pound Town

What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.