Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

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What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!"

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Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

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What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

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How do U know it's the wrong hole?

No one has done this before, it's just us two you know

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

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Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.