What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

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What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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What do you call the Dollar Tree stores in Britain?

Pound Town

Which is the worst career choice?

Dentistry in Britain Nutritionist in the Midwest North Pole stripper during an antifreeze shortage

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.