What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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Who was left?

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What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

British Jokes More British Jokes

What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

Britain Jokes More Britain Jokes

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

What's the most common owl in Britain?

The tea towel

Brexit Vote Jokes More Brexit Vote Jokes

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.