What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

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What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

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What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What is a British Scholar's favorite store?

Finks

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

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What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.