What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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What did the right eye said to the left?

Between me and you, "something smells".

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

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Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

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What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.