What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

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How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

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Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.

What do the British say when they're flirting?

U wan'a m8?

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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.

Britain Jokes More Britain Jokes

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

Which is the worst career choice?

Dentistry in Britain Nutritionist in the Midwest North Pole stripper during an antifreeze shortage

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.