What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

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Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.