What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

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What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

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What do you call playing chess against yourself?

Chessturbation.

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

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Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

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What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

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What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

What celestial body do you give your sweetie on valentines day?

An exoplanet.