What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

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What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do?

Wrong.

How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

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Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A: A violator.

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What is an astronomer?

A night watchman with a college education.

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

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What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

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What celestial body do you give your sweetie on valentines day?

An exoplanet.

What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.