Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

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How do you calm down an astronaut?

you give him space.

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

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What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!

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What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally.

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way