Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

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1GB

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Wait I freed ?!?!?"

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I freed the what?"