What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?"

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What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?"

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."