What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?"

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?"

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

Which American President was least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.