What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?"

Previous Random Joke Next

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

What day is /r/Jokes favorite?

Earth Day, it's all about recycling!

Free Jokes More Free Jokes

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

Abraham Lincoln Jokes More Abraham Lincoln Jokes

Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play