What's grey and goes round and round ?

An elephant in a washing machine !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.