What's grey and goes round and round ?

An elephant in a washing machine !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.