What's grey and goes round and round ?

An elephant in a washing machine !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.