Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

Which dance will a chicken not do ?

The foxtrot !

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why do elephants have trunks ?

Because they've no pockets to put things in !

Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

Why is the door knob?

Because the key. (ok, i will show myself out)