Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes."

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the key to a Pirate Opera?

The High Cs

What can't I find on the internet?

My keys