Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
With the chicken still around it
They always think they're higher then others
Because everyone would just think it's a quinceaera
One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.
Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.
