Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

What's the saddest thing about being a chicken?

You only get laid once.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the key to a good joke?

Timing.

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.