Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

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Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room