Which American President was least guilty?

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.

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What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?

Their best swimmers are all in American waters.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!