Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi

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An Insti-Gator

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They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

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His finger was up his nose.

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Your car.

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What does the Italian cat say?

Cheow!

What's a specimen?

An Italian astronaut :-D

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When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

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Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.