Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

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How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

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What type of car does a ghost drive?

A BOOick.

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Carlos

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What is an Italian mobster's favorite cooking oil?

Cannoli Oil.

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A speech impediment.

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What did the italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi

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Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car?

He had Gnocchi.