Gb Jokes

How much free space does Europe have ?

1 GB.

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

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When can you store food in a door?

When it's ajar.

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

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What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry :

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Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

Why does the spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What currency do they use in space?

Star Bucks.

How much space does fungi need to grow?

As Mushroom as possible.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied