What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

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What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry."

What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

REPOST!"

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Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

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Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.