Brexit Vote Jokes

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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What did the zombie farmer say he wanted?

Grrraaaaiiinnns...

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

a Brexit

What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

India Jokes More India Jokes

How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

Britain Jokes More Britain Jokes

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

What's the capital of Greece?

The G

did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

British Jokes More British Jokes

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt