Brexit Vote Jokes

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

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Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

What kind of people like Scottie's hair?

Chubby 7th grade girls!

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

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Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

Britain Jokes More Britain Jokes

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.

Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

Eu Jokes More Eu Jokes

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)